Chatbot
14 April 2016User: “Hi chatbot ,whats the weather like today ?lol”
bazbt3chatbot: “Go outside, meet people, hug a tree; stop wasting your life on your phone!”
User: “Hi chatbot ,lolwut !!1! whats a tree whats a hug ?”
bazbt3chatbot: “!” (self-terminates)
Apparently, apps are a thing of the past; ‘bots are our future. (A vaguely-related article.)