Rubus cockburnianus
21 March 2016My wife was watching TV earlier; Monty Don, the gardening programme host, mentioned a flower variety and I’m assuming a caption appeared onscreen.
A quote from her email:
“As soon as Monty Don said it I weed my pants laughing. And then I though of you x”
So…
Rubus cockburnianus.
Really.
It’s a bramble.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubus_cockburnianus
Do your own research. It’s real, not a ‘funny’ Wikipedia plant.