FFS (sweary)

I’m not sorry if the language in this post offends. I cannot get past a (probably primitive) need to use it. I know it’s wrong and anti-social, and yet releasing the pressure cooker valve of crude and vulgar language will help me come to terms with it. So, here goes.

An acquaintance turned to me today and, totally out of the blue, said this (I’m paraphrasing a little):

“Today’s a special day for them, they commit atrocities on it.”

There was no preamble, nothing I’d said that would indicate how receptive I’d be to the statement.

“Eh?”, I replied, then headed to Google, partially to block out thoughts of axes and sweeping majestically across the Steppe, laying waste to…

It turns out today marks the beginning of Ramadan. So I told him so. “You mean Ramadan.”

Doubling down is usual, and he didn’t disappoint this time. Well actually he did:

“No, no, sometime soon there’s a special day where they commit atrocities, it’s part of their religion.”

“No it isn’t. No it is not,” I had to reply before shutting the conversation off.

Should I have asked him for proof?

Should I have attempted to educate him?

For fuck’s sake, we’re not living in The Dark Ages; we’re not living in a time during which, if we didn’t understand something, it automatically had to be excluded from the community, or maimed, or killed. Or made the subject of a decades-long feud. Or a bleedin’ Crusade! Now we are living in a time of information overload, of that there can be no doubt, but it’s so bloody easy to use Google to check, that even a child could do it. But I guess the twat who so casually opened the conversation with religious intolerance (he’s also a racist) has lost a child’s ability to wonder about things, and would rather remain ignorant.

For some perspective, a headline on my favourite web site:

“24 Coptic Christians killed in Minya, Egypt in what authorities are calling the largest attack on the community since last month”. It’s now at least 28 deaths and, added to the 44 from just last month, adds a teeny tiny sense of perspective.

But for a real sense of perspective, there’s this site:


The word ‘stark’ doesn’t even come close to my thoughts on the disparity between this week’s Manchester death toll and what’s going on in Syria and all the other conflict-torn countries.

We really do not know how lucky we are.

Towel Day tomorrow!

There’s a day set aside every year to commemorate the life and works of the late literary great Douglas Adams. It’s May 25th to be precise. It’s tomorrow!

There’s a web site, so I’m posting a link to the towelday.org FAQ.

FYI, I count The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy as one of my all-time favourite novel trilogies (I have all five parts of it!), radio series, TV series, computer games, and yes, even the 2005 movie!

Yes, I do know where my towel is, it’s completely awesome. And yes, I will be carrying it around with me all day.


For the last couple of weeks (it seems longer) I’ve not looked at any of my favourite social networks, and pretty-much ignored the news. I unintentionally missed May 2017’s #ThemeMonday, and multiple #WednesdayChallenge writing opportunities… sorry.

So why? Why so anti-social, why not soak up the UK’s political mood now that it matters?

I wrote a book. It’s science fiction with a length barely-qualifying as a novella. So mine isn’t a big one. It’s not particularly pretty either, I’ve never written anything this substantial before.

It is here though:


(The credits don’t go nearly far-enough.)

Article 50

Article 50

1. Any Member State may decide to withdraw from the Union in accordance with its own constitutional requirements.

2. A Member State which decides to withdraw shall notify the European Council of its intention. In the light of the guidelines provided by the European Council, the Union shall negotiate and conclude an agreement with that State, setting out the arrangements for its withdrawal, taking account of the framework for its future relationship with the Union. That agreement shall be negotiated in accordance with Article 218(3) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union. It shall be concluded on behalf of the Union by the Council, acting by a qualified majority, after obtaining the consent of the European Parliament.

3. The Treaties shall cease to apply to the State in question from the date of entry into force of the withdrawal agreement or, failing that, two years after the notification referred to in paragraph 2, unless the European Council, in agreement with the Member State concerned, unanimously decides to extend this period.

4. For the purposes of paragraphs 2 and 3, the member of the European Council or of the Council representing the withdrawing Member State shall not participate in the discussions of the European Council or Council or in decisions concerning it. A qualified majority shall be defined in accordance with Article 238(3)(b) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

5. If a State which has withdrawn from the Union asks to rejoin, its request shall be subject to the procedure referred to in Article 49.

*Article 218(3)**

3. The Commission, or the High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy where the agreement envisaged relates exclusively or principally to the common foreign and security policy, shall submit recommendations to the Council, which shall adopt a decision authorising the opening of negotiations and, depending on the subject of the agreement envisaged, nominating the Union negotiator or the head of the Union’s negotiating team.

*Article 238(3)(b)**

(b) By way of derogation from point (a), when the Council does not act on a proposal from the Commission or from the High Representative of the Union for Foreign Affairs and Security Policy, the qualified majority shall be defined as at least 72% of the members of the Council representing Member States comprising at least 65% of the population of these States.

Article 49

Any European State which respects the values referred to in Article 2 and is committed to promoting them may apply to become a member of the Union. The European Parliament and national Parliaments shall be notified of this application. The applicant State shall address its application to the Council, which shall act unanimously after consulting the Commission and after receiving the assent of the European Parliament, which shall act by an absolute majority of its component members. The conditions of admission and the adjustments to the Treaties on which the Union is founded, which such admission entails, shall be the subject of an agreement between the Member States and the applicant State. This agreement shall be submitted for ratification by all the contracting States in accordance with their respective constitutional requirements. The conditions of eligibility agreed upon by the European Council shall be taken into account.

Article 2

The Union is founded on the values of respect for human dignity, freedom, democracy, equality, the rule of law and respect for human rights, including the rights of persons belonging to minorities. These values are common to the Member States in a society in which pluralism, non-discrimination, tolerance, justice, solidarity and equality between women and men prevail.

That’s it.

Look, this isn’t complex. Anyone who’s been to school and can read, anyone who’s ever read a novel with more than 27 total characters, can take time to gain understanding.

And this is why I’m scared. From childhood I’ve been a voracious reader, though parenthood broke my streak. Yet I know people who are, if not proud, content to say they’ve never read a book since leaving school. Heck though I’m writing a book right now! Yet they too turned out ok, right? Apart from that blind faith the same politicians who are screwing them over can guide them to the future prosperity.

I’ve trotted out this before: if we had the ability to beat the world in making widgets and gadgets and stuff, we’d be doing it already; the European Union has, as far as I know, never stopped us innovating. Thatcher-era Conservatives did that without any external influences! But anyway, this road I’m travelling down leads me to all kinds of thoughts, epiphanies. Here’s one.

It’s all about imagination.

Without imagination, the daily paper’s articles are statements of fact. Without an inquiring mind, the politician’s repetitive soundbite directed against the common man becomes a thing to be savoured, the mere listening bring a sense of involvement. Without a thing to contrast against, those ‘facts’ become facts.

The imagination I’m thinking of isn’t content to believe only a rosy future awaits. It weighs probabilities, examines history, and extrapolates. If the result looks bad it doesn’t hide under a rock, it attempts to find solutions.

Now I’m a big fan of Star Trek, though even I cannot make the leap to a wholly utopian future United Kingdom, let alone a whole Earth. I’m not saying the current incarnation of the European Union is a precursor to a future without want, but it’s a start.

I fully expect the Conservatives to be confirmed as the righteous guardians of Brexit in a few weeks. So I’m again voting Liberal Democrat.


There’s no easy way to say this. I’ve been neglecting my blog, I’ve hardly looked at the four social networks I’ve got accounts with. Heck, I even missed posting in the weekly WednesdayChallenge.

I’m obsessed by something I’ve never done before, something a number of people have done historically, and experienced the darkest times of their lives.

Yes, I’m writing a book.

Not a book, no. It’s a novella. Well ok, I don’t know. Novellas are probably longer than 7,500 words, where novels have more than 17,500 words. It depends who’s setting the rules.

In this case, me! Right now I’ve broken off, at 4,710, to compose this blog post.

Science fiction isn’t everybody’s cup of tea, so I’m not hoping for fame and fortune.

You know how everyone’s supposed to have a niche set aside for their fifteen minutes of fame, and everyone has a novel inside them? Well, if anyone were to read mine, I would appreciate it if they ensured mine remained outside my personal comfort zone.

Yeah, I’ll post a link when the plot is fleshed out a bit more. For now though, there’s this: