Rubus cockburnianus21 March 2016
My wife was watching TV earlier; Monty Don, the gardening programme host, mentioned a flower variety and I’m assuming a caption appeared onscreen.
A quote from her email:
“As soon as Monty Don said it I weed my pants laughing. And then I though of you x”
It’s a bramble.
Do your own research. It’s real, not a ‘funny’ Wikipedia plant.